A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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