- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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