- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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