josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Anti Joke

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