- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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