A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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