- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

haha black people :D

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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