- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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