- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

A dyslexic blind man

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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