What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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