Bob Saget

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Llamaworm

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The Qur'an

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What does? 42

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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