- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Where's my baby??

hi

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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