What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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