- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

I'm HIV positive.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

I once did something.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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