Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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Emily Walker.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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