Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Once, I went to Peru.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Blacks

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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