Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Woman rights.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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