why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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sky's sty

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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