- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Connor is homosexuaI

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A Duck walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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