- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's blue? The sky.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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