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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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