- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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