- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Your mom is so old she died

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

The EPA.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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