A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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