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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's an Anti Joke?

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What's blue? The sky.

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