A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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