- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

123 f*ck off

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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