Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Face Hunter is scum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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