- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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