yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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