- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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