- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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