- Anti Joke

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

My cat just died.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip