what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Laugh.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Kameron Brown is gay.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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