why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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