- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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