- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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