Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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pudding

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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UN

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Relax, it simply would not be working out for you if your mother was nearby, you see, the subconcious is limited by the concious mind, so if your subconcious can detect your mother (or anyone but me nearby) your conscious mind goes "uh oh" and it stops. Oh, right, and considering you can still type, how about we increase the effect into... I dunno, six billion? Yeah six billion. Anyway, the next time you want to experience it, just poke your nose, and since we do not want you to poke your nose off, you only do it once and you can yourself decide when it ends, at this level you should not be able to type, but if you want to type you can of course turn it off.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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