- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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