- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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