- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A train poops its pants.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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