- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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