- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

can you touch your toes? no

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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