- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Death by kayak

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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