What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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penis

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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