Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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