What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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