- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

why did the zebra cross the road?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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