- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

whats 2+2? 4

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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