What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Terraria

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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all the kids had fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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