Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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your mum

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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