Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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