Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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