What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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field day?

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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