A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

all the kids had fun

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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