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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Microwave

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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