- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

I hate blackniggers

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