How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...