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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

diarrhea.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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