- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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