- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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