- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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