roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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