Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What do I hate? people

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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