Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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This is funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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