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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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