What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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