DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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poopy is poopy

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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