What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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WNBA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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hiya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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