- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Ready for something funny? nothing

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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