Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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hi dave

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Penis

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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