whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Girls Lacrosse.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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