So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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