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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

A lot eh?

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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