What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

WNBA

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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