what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Skinny people fart less.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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ur gey

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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