- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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