A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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WNBA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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hi dave

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