one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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