whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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silver bullet?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Tim likes girls

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Anti Joke

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