Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What's worse than this That :(

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

There once was this guy and he fell down

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Arrow in the Knee!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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