why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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