What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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womens rights

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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