- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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