- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Penis

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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