What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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