An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's 2+2? Fish

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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