- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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