- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

poopy is poopy

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's all Taggart

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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