- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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