- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

guess what what ...

Indians

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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