One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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NEVER

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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