- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Women's Rights.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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