- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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