Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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poop

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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