- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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