- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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