- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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