What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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minorities.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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