How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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