What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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This is funny.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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