- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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