What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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F? No k

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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