What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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CFL

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Balls

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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