- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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