- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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