A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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