- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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