- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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