- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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