- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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