- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

homosexuals are gay

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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