What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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