- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

all the kids had fun

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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