- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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