An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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