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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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