A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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