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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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