- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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