- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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