- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

a black man did not eat chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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