- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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