Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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sorry son your nanas been put down

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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