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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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