I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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