There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Bacon is delcious.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

womens rights.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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