Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Who invented apple? God

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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