- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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