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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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