- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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